I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
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I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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