Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
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