did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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