Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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