is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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