You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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