I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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