So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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