we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
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It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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