I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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