FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
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I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
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There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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