i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
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unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
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Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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