Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
We are two peas in an std pod
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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