you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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