Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Randomize
