youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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