i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
you didnt know i had herpes?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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