Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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