We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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