that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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