Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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