dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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