i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
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thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
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I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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