you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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