I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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