Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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