So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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