Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
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he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
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Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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