When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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