Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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