we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
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I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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