we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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