We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Randomize
