Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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