so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
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Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
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Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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