I could have mohawked her pubes.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
You were trust falling into bushes
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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