He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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