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bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
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Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
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He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
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Have fun and good luck.
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