Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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