if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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