your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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