508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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