She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
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oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
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Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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