can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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