So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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