My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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