I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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