Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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