dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
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so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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