Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
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she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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