I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
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That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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