So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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