is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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