Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
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the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
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I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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