Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
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Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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