do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
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So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
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Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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